Thanksgiving… or not
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005Thanksgiving is a wonderful holiday… I’m told. You share time with your family and give thanks for all that you have. What is it that I should give thanks for first..? Maybe I will give thanks for the things that haven’t happened… atleast haven’t happened today.
Here we go…
I am thankful that nobody has puked on me or anything else… today.
I am thankful that nobody has washed their hair in the toilet …today.
I am thankful that nobody has washed the dog in the toilet … today.
I am thankful that I did not find Kait and her boyfriend in a room alone with the door closed… today.
I am thankful that I did not have to watch Elmo or listen to Muzikgarten… today.
I am thankful that no police have shown up at my house for any number of reasons… today.
To me… this is alot to be thankful for. I would write more but I am too tired to think anymore due to the fact that the above list is the ONLY things that didn’t happen… today. Maybe tomorrow my list will be longer….. but since there is only a 1/2 day of school, I highly doubt it!